Please, Don’t Touch Anything — cheap CD keys, compare prices
Is it worth buying?
- Reviews are solid. (Steam 89%)
- The price is well above its low (was €2.49) — worth waiting for a drop or setting an alert. Notify me on a drop →
Estimate based on public reviews (Metacritic/Steam) and price history — the final call is yours.
About the game
Please, Don't Touch Anything is a puzzle game in which, while a colleague steps out to the bathroom, you are left alone before a mysterious console with a single button. Experimenting leads to a host of hidden outcomes, including nuclear disasters.
Did you know?
The game was developed by the Russian studio Four Quarters, the same team that later created the highly successful Buckshot Roulette.
Best price today
€4.08
all-time low: official €2.49 · keyshop €3.82 (+64%)
On Steam: €4.99 — you save 18% here
The cheapest Please, Don’t Touch Anything key right now costs €4.08 at Kinguin — the best of 7 compared offers. The lowest price we have recorded for this game: €2.49. The cheapest official store price is €4.99 at Steam.
The average low over the past 5 months was €3.95.
↳ chosen by the region label on the key — not a guarantee
Prices as of
Steam Official store
Gamivo Marketplace
Driffle Marketplace
Gamivo Marketplace
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Please, Don’t Touch Anything prices by store 5
| Store | Type | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Kinguin | Marketplace | €4.08 |
| Gamivo | Marketplace | €4.28 |
| Steam | Official store | €4.99 |
| G2A | Marketplace | €5.69 |
| Driffle | Marketplace | €6.94 |
Lowest — official stores
€2.49
Oct 2026
Lowest — keyshops
€3.82
Oct 2026
Price history
last 89 daysMonthly price lows
| Month | Lowest official | Lowest keyshop |
|---|---|---|
| Oct 2026 | €2.49 | €3.82 |
| Sept 2026 | €4.99 | €4.32 |
| Aug 2026 | €4.99 | €3.88 |
| Jul 2026 | €4.99 | €4.07 |
| Jun 2026 | €4.99 | — |
Lowest in-stock price per month from our price history; the current month is the low so far.
How to activate your key
- Steam key — open the Steam client → Games → Activate a Product on Steam → enter the key. Stores with this activation: Kinguin, Gamivo, Steam, G2A, Driffle
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All-time low so far: €2.49
System requirements
| Minimum | |
|---|---|
| OS | Microsoft® Windows® XP / Vista / 7 / 8 |
| Processor | Any processor with at least 1.0GHz |
| Memory | 512 MB RAM |
| Graphics | Any card with at least 128MB |
| Storage | 50 MB available space |
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Video reviews
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About this game — FAQ
Can Please, Don’t Touch Anything be played single-player?
Yes, Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a single-player game.
What languages does Please, Don’t Touch Anything support?
Please, Don’t Touch Anything is available in: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Dutch, Japanese, Korean and 4 more.
FAQ
Where is the cheapest place to buy a Please, Don’t Touch Anything key?
The cheapest Please, Don’t Touch Anything key is currently sold by Kinguin for €4.08. That is the best of 7 offers we compare; prices are refreshed regularly. The lowest price we have ever recorded for this game: €2.49.
How much does Please, Don’t Touch Anything cost?
Please, Don’t Touch Anything currently costs from €4.08 — the cheapest offer across the stores we track. For comparison, the game costs €4.99 on Steam, so buying a key saves you about 18%.
Is Kinguin an official store or a keyshop?
Kinguin is a keyshop (marketplace) where independent sellers list keys, so prices are often lower than in official stores. Every offer on ulov.gg is clearly labeled with its store type.
Are keys from these stores legal?
Buying is legal — keys come from the grey market, so a small deactivation risk exists. So before paying, check the seller's buyer protection.
Which key region should I pick?
Global activates everywhere. Regional keys (Europe, North America, RU-CIS) only work on accounts from that region — use the Region filter to match your account.
What is an activation platform?
The service where the key activates — Steam, GOG, Epic or the publisher's platform. A key for one platform won't work on another, hence the separate filter.
What's the difference between editions?
Standard is the base game; Deluxe usually adds an expansion or bonus content. The edition filter shows exactly that variant, with no mixed prices.