Behold the Kickmen — cheap CD keys, compare prices
Is it worth buying?
Reviews are solid (Metacritic 58 · Steam 78%) · The price is at or near the lowest we've tracked — a good time to buy
Buy · Kinguin €0.38
About the game
A 2017 football game made and published by Size Five Games, which cheerfully admits its creator has no understanding of or interest in the sport affectionately called 'The Wonderful Game'. You start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the greatest the sport has ever seen. It blends action, casual, indie and sports sensibilities.
Did you know?
Behold the Kickmen is a 2017 football game by Size Five Games whose creator openly admits he has no understanding of or interest in the sport, with a cheerfully satirical tone.
Best price today
€0.38
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- On Steam
- €3.99−90 % here
- all-time low
- €0.377 Aug
- Official now
- €3.99Steam
- Average low, 5 mo.
- €1.10
The cheapest Behold the Kickmen key right now costs €0.38 at Kinguin — the best of 5 compared offers. The cheapest official store price is €3.99 at Steam. (Prices as of )
Offers 5 · PC · from €0.38
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Behold the Kickmen prices by store 5
| Store | Type | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Kinguin | Marketplace | €0.38 |
| GameSeal | Marketplace | €0.40 |
| Driffle | Marketplace | €0.71 |
| G2A | Marketplace | €1.28 |
| Steam | Official store | €3.99 |
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Lowest official since we started tracking (Aug 2026)
€0.99
Oct 2026
Lowest — keyshops
€0.37
Aug 2026
Monthly price lows
| Month | Lowest official | Lowest keyshop |
|---|---|---|
| Oct 2026 | €0.99 | €0.38 |
| Sept 2026 | €3.99 | €0.37 |
| Aug 2026 | €3.99 | €0.37 |
| Jul 2026 | €3.99 | €0.38 |
| Jun 2026 | €3.99 | — |
Lowest in-stock price per month from our price history; the current month is the low so far.
How to activate your key
- Steam key — open the Steam client → Games → Activate a Product on Steam → enter the key. Stores with this activation: Kinguin, GameSeal, Driffle, G2A, Steam
System requirements
| Minimum | |
|---|---|
| OS | Windows 7 and up |
| Processor | 2.4Ghz |
| Memory | 4 GB RAM |
| Graphics | GeForce 8800 equivalent or higher |
| DirectX | Version 9.0c |
| Storage | 1 GB available space |
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About this game — FAQ
Can Behold the Kickmen be played single-player?
Yes, Behold the Kickmen is a single-player game.
What languages does Behold the Kickmen support?
Behold the Kickmen is available in: English.
FAQ
Where is the cheapest place to buy a Behold the Kickmen key?
The cheapest Behold the Kickmen key is currently sold by Kinguin for €0.38. That is the best of 5 offers we compare; prices are refreshed regularly. The lowest price we have ever recorded for this game: €0.37.
How much does Behold the Kickmen cost?
Behold the Kickmen currently costs from €0.38 — the cheapest offer across the stores we track. For comparison, the game costs €3.99 on Steam, so buying a key saves you about 90%.
Is Kinguin an official store or a keyshop?
Kinguin is a keyshop (marketplace) where independent sellers list keys, so prices are often lower than in official stores. Every offer on ulov.gg is clearly labeled with its store type.
Are keys from these stores legal?
Buying is legal — keys come from the grey market, so a small deactivation risk exists. So before paying, check the seller's buyer protection.
Which key region should I pick?
Global activates everywhere. Regional keys (Europe, North America, RU-CIS) only work on accounts from that region — use the Region filter to match your account.
What is an activation platform?
The service where the key activates — Steam, GOG, Epic or the publisher's platform. A key for one platform won't work on another, hence the separate filter.
What's the difference between editions?
Standard is the base game; Deluxe usually adds an expansion or bonus content. The edition filter shows exactly that variant, with no mixed prices.